Why being from Ireland is hitting the absolute jackpot

Out of all the most wealthy nations in the world we are just one of a handful who have not either a) shagged up and exploited other nations or b) shagged up the  native inhabitants

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Not getting independence til 1921 has meant that we never exploited some third world country (like Belgium did when they got independence 90 years earlier, the cunts). Which means that we are in a fairly unique position of enjoying one of the highest standards of living in the world while not having to feel shame as what our ancestors were up to.

*I left out Luxembourg, San Marino, Andorra etc because if you only have 10 lads living there and if you haven’t won a football match in 40 years you are not a real country.